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RITA READS..

Well my dears...a new magazine for Cleveland and I've been asked to snoop for the real action... Ls it true Larry P. has a new submarine or was he just out for a swim? We all had a great time at the Stallion's Slave Auction, can you believe Big D admitted to 310 pounds, well, I would too for 60c a pound. I hear a certain club is playing a new game... you've heard of the Dating Game and Let's Make a Deal, but how do you play Truth or Consequences in a bar??? I see the picnic is planned at Wildwood Lake again this year, I'm so glad, I've got my spot reserved in the woods. so everybody get ready for the wild best time ever! The reason I got my spot early, so Miss Hays couldn't hog it all like last year. Speaking of Miss Hays, I understand the real show at Exedra continued in the parking lot...didn't know she was so talented!!! You should hear all the dirt I can't print... some of you really know how to party??? I hear Rick has a new mudflap for his car..or is that..."needs a new car for Mudflap"??? Did you hear there is going to be a Flea Market Sale at the 2402 Club... you should be able to pick up some great bargains..or is this the time the show girls trade costumes? The Unicorns are celebrating their 10th anniversary this year, you might check out "Mr. Hot Dog of 1981"...I guess they are out to see who is or who has the biggest weenie in town! Have you checked the picture page with all those crazy people...always be on the lookout for the ACTION camera...you could be next!!!

No gossip column in Cleveland would be complete without mentioning Tody, well I did!

LOVE, RITA

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